Kickin' this thing off

I've been sitting at this computer for more than a half an hour trying to craft a message to post. I had about four paragraphs written but I deleted them because I didn't like what I was saying and how I was saying it. I guess this is why I've never written lyrics to a song or put any profound words on paper in the form of a poem or any other type of writing.

So, for my first post on this thing I give you...

...hello...