Crack Cream

Last night I was at the local CVS store looking for some diaper rash cream for my daughter. So, I started browsing around the store trying to zero in on where they keep it. After a couple minutes of scanning products in a couple aisles, I finally thought I found the general vicinity of diaper rash ointment because I saw other types of ointment and cream. When I saw Preparation H I really thought I was close (I mean, come on, it’s for the same area so it makes sense). Then, to my amazement I glanced down and saw...

Evidently, and I'm rather disappointed about it, this product is not for the crack.