Out of the mouths of babes

While visiting my parents over the Christmas holiday my dad asked my soon-to-be six year old son about his experience with losing his first two teeth, which he pulled by himself, and the reward under his pillow.

"Did the Tooth Fairy leave you anything under your pillow?" my father inquired.

"Yes. Two monies."

"What kind of monies were they?"

As quick as the question was asked, my son responded, "Two Washingtons!"

[Incidentally, today is his sixth birthday. Happy Birthday, Ryan!]