My wife, my editor

Apparently my wife has the authority to veto the clothes I wear and the content of anything I post here. This is evidenced by an old shirt that is in the trash. It is further proven by the fact that I have a couple of interesting stories that will go unpublished: one self-incriminating and one self-congratulatory. [smirk]

I feel sorry for guys who have nobody to rid them of their old, embarrassing shirts.