15 minutes of fame and 15 tons of crap

If you want your name to be featured in the news across the country, just obtain a bunch of cats... a few dozen if possible. Things will work themselves out from there.

104 Cats Allegedly Seized From East-Side Home - March 17, 2004
Cats ate woman - February 10, 2004
134 Cats, 6 Dogs Removed From Utah Home - January 28, 2004
171 Cats, Other Pets Taken From Houston Home - November 8, 2003
130 cats removed from south side house - September 22, 2003
etc...