I'd like to thank...

During the Academy Awards last night (congrats to LOTR!) the winners gave credit to people in their lives who have influenced them along the way: family, mentors, friends, work associates, etc. As I watched I thought it would be nice to have my name spoken in gratitude for millions around the world to hear. In fact, since I don't have anyone in my life close to being nominated for an Academy Award, I'd be willing to pay an award winner $500 to mention my name in gratitude during the 2005 ceremony. Anyone interested can contact me for the official stipulations and agreement.