Balki for Governor

Well, Ah-nold is now the governator of California . (I'm sure Gray Davis and his lawyers will have something to say about that.) Jesse "The Body" Ventura recently gave up his title and turned his governor belt over to someone else in Minnesota . I think Pennsylvania needs someone famous, perhaps a television personality, to reign over our wonderful commonwealth. The only famous TV personality I know who lives in Pennsyl-tucky lives about 20 minutes from me and works out at the local gym.

Balki for Governor!