Road Trip!

Where have all the spontaneous people gone? If it's 6:00 PM and I have nothing to do, who will go to NYC with me? Nobody. If I'm in Phoenix and have time to kill, who wants to drive a couple hours to Mexico? Nada. I heard about some cool jazz bars in Philly... who wants to run down with me some Friday night? [grasshoppers chirping] You people are lame! The next time someone feels like being spontaneous, give me a call! The rest of you can sip milkshakes in Scottsdale, AZ or eat wings at the Chicken Coup and get home at 9:00 PM.