Things I did this afternoon

• Fixed my garage door and averted such disasters as crushing any member of my immediate family, having to replace my garage door, and having to replace my family.
• Was allowed to take a "mega"-sized coffee at the "grande" price because they were going to throw it out after I left because they were closing for the rest of the afternoon. Score!
• Passed the time sitting on the toilet by reading the label of a bottle of Pepto Bismol (which isn't mine and I wasn't using, by the way).
• Temporarily switched browsers from the Avant Browser (based on the IE engine... full o' holes!) to the new and improved Mozilla Firefox.
• Looked at the mug on my desk containing the hard, crusty remains of six-week-old tea that I never finished wondering how hard it will be to clean.