It hasn't been a good day

• My kids woke up way too early.
  
• I had a doctor's appointment and the Dr. jammed his finger so far up my ass my throat tickles.
• I learned I'm being moved to a different department.
• It's been an extremely hot summer and we're not going to the Harford Fair tonight because it's too cold.
• I got stumped by a cartoon and had to ask a friend to explain it to me.