When Fashion and Fitness Collide

I've recently witnessed on two occasions what happens when fashion and an active lifestyle meet. It's the fusion of a trendy hip-hugging sweatsuit and a zealous bicycle-wielding sweat-ophile. The result of such a melding of fitness and fashion is cycler's butt.

I've seen a young, athletic woman riding her bike on the same stretch of road twice. Little does she know that, as she leans forward to grasp her handle bars, her low-rise trendy exercise outfit (no doubt not primarily designed for actual exercise) inched its way down her back side like an overweight plumber kneeling beneath a kitchen sink. Ride on, O Princess of the Pavement.

Protect Our Loved Ones

If you don't want your family and friends sucked in by the latest fad religion/cult, you'd better study up on the latest trend: Flying Spaghetti Monsterisms. Don't be fooled by its followers, Pastafarians. They are cunning and persuasive. God help us and our children.