I've been tricked by my wife

Having already bought a breadmaker for my wife for Christmas, my wife informs me yesterday that she acquired a perfectly good one a friend's mom was giving away. You need to understand that nobody knows about my holiday purchase except for my dad and a corpulent, talkative cashier.

So, what am I to do? Should I reveal my purchase and decide the fate of both breadmakers or hold off until December 25th? I opted for showing my cards.

Now that I think about it, I think it was a ploy by my wife and her friend to get me to give her the breadmaker early. I'm guessing Stephanie suspected I had purchased a breadmaker for her for Christmas and involved her friend in a scheme that would force me to give it to her early. I've been SCAMMED!

Pre-Halloween Pictures

What's to say, really? I'm so proud.

For all you baseball fans

In light of the recent developments in baseball, here's a little graphic I made for your enjoyment.

Repost: Reclusive

I've seriously underestimated the idea of being reclusive.

Who Am I?

I received a statement from the Social Security Administration today. It said my birthday was January 2 when it's actually January 3... or is it? I don't know who I am anymore!!

More Random Thoughts

• I like the Fall and Winter because I have more pockets on my clothes for carrying things... like sandwiches and magazines.
• A good friend will help you move. A great friend will help you move a body.