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Monday, October 09, 2006

Conversations

Here are some interesting or funny things I've heard people say or conversations I've been a part of in the last couple weeks.

A statement I overheard a guy say after explaining that he travels a lot for work.
I've been married 15 years. My wife hates me but she loves the lifestyle so it works.

A conversation between a guy getting a license for his boat and the clerk at the Ohio BMV:
Clerk [looking at the computer]: Is your address 123 Main Street?
Guy: No. My address is 555 Woodlane Drive.
Clerk: Was 123 Main Street your address?
Guy [with a cocky tone]: Yeah, when I used to live there a long time ago.

Ryan (age 8) was watching TV and an infomercial for a piece of athletic equipment came on.
Ryan: Mom, you should do this. Look at how sexy her body is."

Yesterday afternoon watching a little bit of the Eagles vs. Cowboys.
Ryan: Who's winning the game?
Steph: The Philadelpia Eagles.
Me: Uncle Tim would be rooting for the Dallas Cowboys.
Makenna (age 3): Uncle Tim is going to be a cowboy?
Ryan: Only if he moves to the desert.