Church of Satan Marquee Messages

I know the Church of Satan exists but I'm sure I've never seen a building. But, what if the Church of Satan had a building in your community and had a marquee out front where they posted messages with witty phrases and cute slogans? Here's what I've come up with...

• Have an obsession with possession
• Live subliminally
• Devil inside. Devil inside. Every single one of us, the Devil inside
• Don't be a speed demon. There's no need to speed
• Have you read LaVey today?
• Don't rock the boat; sacrifice a goat
• Spend eternity where it's warm
• If those three guys can survive the fiery furnace, so can you

Post your own Church of Satan marquee messages in the comments below.

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